We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
