its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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