Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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