my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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