I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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