Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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