is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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