Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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