so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
