discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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