Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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