i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Randomize
