your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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