Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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