I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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