His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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