maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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