i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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