I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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