:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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