btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
