so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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