Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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