I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I look better un-naked...
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
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i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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