Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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