the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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