i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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