life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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