walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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