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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"

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  i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing

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  Sidenote...no idea how to salsa

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• (818): View more from California

  I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me

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• (585): View more from New York

  They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.

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