I can't watch pbs sober anymore
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
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Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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