So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest