Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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