porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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