you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
