So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You made out with two different species that night
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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