The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
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