I am puke
True but thats because hes a fetus.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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