I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
two words: eviction party
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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