Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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