i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
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