He asked to "fluff my boner.."
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I just blew my weed a kiss
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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