we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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