im holly from the hills drunk
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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