My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
