I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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