Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
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girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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