Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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