Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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