I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
i out mim tonsoeep
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