so explain again why im purple
no
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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