gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
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There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.