If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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