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• (309): View more from Illinois

  $35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.

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  Thanks for throwing up on me.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?

  (410): View more from Maryland

  Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell

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  thats the international knock for joint time

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him

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• (214): View more from Texas

  White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?

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