Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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