i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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