I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
