I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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