he looks like a really good dad on facebook
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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