Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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