It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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