my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
YAS. BRING CRAB.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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